Lawyers = Whores.

And yes you have it in writing, from two reputable sources no less. We're service providers too. We attend to your needs (granted, certainly not all of them). Service with a smile. And we charge by the hour too. Just a lot more. We're not exactly wanted but we're needed nonetheless. Much like your average nerdy teetotaller at a drinking session whose company is unwanted but whose car... and chauffeuring services certainly are. Only difference is our service comes at a nice tidy sum.

Names have been changed so as not to endanger an upcoming, rising legal eagle's career prospects in the good old public legal service.

DPP says (11:00 PM):
pupils are like prostitutes man
Work Spent. says (11:00 PM):
rofl. i see.
Work Spent. says (11:00 PM):
nvm u r a highly paid one
DPP says (11:00 PM):
customers want, u cant say no
Work Spent. says (11:00 PM):
they call those Escorts
DPP says (11:00 PM):
my mkt price not as high as u la
Work Spent. says (11:00 PM):
And you have only one client too!
DPP says (11:01 PM):
u r an expensive slut
Work Spent. says (11:01 PM):
the government! so no STDs to worry about.
Work Spent. says (11:01 PM):
we are like whores. The highest bidder gets us
DPP says (11:01 PM):
haha
DPP says (11:01 PM):
ya man
DPP says (11:01 PM):
exactly
Work Spent. says (11:01 PM):
see and u still need to think
DPP says (11:01 PM):
maybe u can write an entry on lawyers = whores
Work Spent. says (11:01 PM):
rofl
DPP says (11:01 PM):
always kenna fucked up down left right
DPP says (11:02 PM):
must always go "faster faster!"
Work Spent. says (11:02 PM):
haha
Work Spent. says (11:02 PM):
cb la like porn movie
DPP says (11:02 PM):
ya lor
DPP says (11:02 PM):
dun u feel violated?
Work Spent. says (11:02 PM):
must be pragmatic about it when you spread your legs.
DPP says (11:03 PM):
... who pays more, u spread for him or her
Work Spent. says (11:03 PM):
rofl. well it'd be easier if the customer is male, cute and/or hot and rich.
DPP says (11:03 PM):
haha. horny bastard.
Work Spent. says (11:03 PM):
ok we are sick
Work Spent. says (11:03 PM):
but that is a good analogy
DPP says (11:03 PM):
hey this is a sick profession la.

Your Honours, the Plaintiffs rest their case.