Sunday, June 27, 2010

Pwnage: Heroes of Newerth- the newest vice.

Gaming is so therapeutic. Fuck the naysayers who think otherwise. I mean how can going on a rampage and slaughtering creeps and human players alike not be therapeutic??? The instant high or quick shot of adrenalin after a couple of well spammed spells or attacks destroys an opposing human player replete with the added voice overs (ie: Savage Sick, Ultimate warrior, serial killer, doooomination) is the gamer's equivalent of a mini orgasm.

As any gamer worth his salt would tell you, pwnage is so fun. Herores of Newerth is a good replacement, I haven't had so much fun since Tides of Blood and the maaaany versions of DoTA.

In other news, I can't seem to get Christina Aguilera's 'Not Myself Tonight' out of my head. I blame that banshee shriek. Haha watch and bewitched by her MV. You go girl!

Saturday, June 26, 2010


Say I'm hot, you're probably right.
Say you're fat, you probably are.
Say I'm yours, you're probably not.
Say you're upset, you're probably sensitive.
Say I'm sensitive, you're probably rude.
Say I'm rude, you're probably mad.
Say I'm mad, you probably are.

An ode to all the deluded, double standard peeps in denial out there. What would life be without them? A lot better no doubt. But they're here to stay so you might as well figure how they operate and give em a wide berth.

Say I'm bad, you're probably right. lol.